I live in Cheshire in the heart of England.
Bert, 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Margaret, 75, looked him over. “Nope.” Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked … More Raise a Smile
I hadn’t realized just how bad of a driver I am until my navigation system said: “IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT.”
I was stunned last night when my wife told me I was too wrapped up in myself…. When did I get a wife?
How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not … More Try Your Skills
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle. At the end of the tour, the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in some of the dark, cob-web filled, rooms and passages. “Don’t worry,” says the guide. “I’ve … More The Normal Paranormal
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