The Monastery

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to … More The Monastery

Bon Mots

My mother once told me, “Money will not make you happy my son”. Fifty years later I can confirm that I still have no money, however, I wish I could have been as miserable in a much better environment.

Actually

What follows are 20 of the best worst jokes in the world…you know the ones that are so bad they are actually good. Is yours on this list? Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a … More Actually

I Only Asked

So there was a photo finish at our local University Fun Run. The Evolution Professor punched me in the nose. All I asked was which came first, the chicken or the egg?