A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to … More The Monastery
My mother once told me, “Money will not make you happy my son”. Fifty years later I can confirm that I still have no money, however, I wish I could have been as miserable in a much better environment.
A man was going bald and told his friends he was going to get a rabbit tattooed on his head as it was a lot cheaper than an implant or a toupée. His friends asked how getting a rabbit tattooed on his head would help? The man replied, “Well, at least from a distance it … More See, I’m not bald
What follows are 20 of the best worst jokes in the world…you know the ones that are so bad they are actually good. Is yours on this list? Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a … More Actually
So there was a photo finish at our local University Fun Run. The Evolution Professor punched me in the nose. All I asked was which came first, the chicken or the egg?
First golfer: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.” Second golfer: “How so?” First golfer: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows.” Second golfer: “Hey, sounds good. Where did … More The Best Golf Ball Ever
As Rachel was getting to know Jacob and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. “They’re so thoughtful,” Rachel said. “Your dad even brings your mum a cup of hot coffee in bed every morning.” After a time, Rachel and Jacob were engaged, and then they married. On … More It runs in the family