Bad Physics jokes

Werner Heisenberg and Rene Descartes are sitting at the bar. The bartender asks if they want another round.

Descartes says, “I think not” and POOF he vanishes.

The bartender turns to Heisenberg and says, “Oh my God, did you see that!?”

Heisenberg says, “I can’t be certain.”

Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Two chemists go into a restaurant. 
The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” 
The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.

This neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink, opens his wallet to pay when the barman shakes his head and says………. “for you, no charge”

An Electron walks into a bar and order a drink for the proton. He found her very attractive.

A Proton walked into a bar order a double. The barman asks “What is the matter?”. Proton says “Two good friends were in a collision yesterday…”


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