A starving asylum seeker is greeted by a Good Fairy at Dover who grants him three wishes.
He says ” I’m hungry”
Whamo !! A banquet appears.
He says” I want a free house”
Whamo !! A mansion with swimming pool appears.
He says ” I want to be a real Englishman ”
Pow !!! Everything vanishes
” Wheres it all gone ” he asks.
The Good Fairy replies :-
” You’re an Englishman now and entitled to nothing at all”