If Only I were English …..

A starving asylum seeker is greeted by a Good Fairy at Dover who grants him three wishes.

He says ” I’m hungry”

Whamo !! A banquet appears.

He says” I want a free house”

Whamo !! A mansion with swimming pool appears.

He says ” I want to be a real Englishman ”

Pow !!! Everything vanishes

” Wheres it all gone ” he asks.

The Good Fairy replies :-

” You’re an Englishman now and entitled to nothing at all”

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