I was meeting my mate Paul in a bar last night.
As I walked in I noticed two very pretty girls looking at me. I heard the redhead saying to the blonde “Nine”.
I was so delighted with this. Feeling pleased myself, I swaggered over to my buddy who was seated at the bar and bragged that the girl in the corner had just rated me a nine out of ten.
Paul said “Sorry to spoil your evening Stu, but when I walked in they were speaking German”