Let me Down Gently Please

I was meeting my mate Paul in a bar last night.

As I walked in I noticed two very pretty girls looking at me.  I heard the redhead saying to the blonde “Nine”.

I was so delighted with this.  Feeling pleased myself, I swaggered over to my buddy who was seated at the bar and bragged that the girl in the corner had just rated me a nine out of ten.

Paul said “Sorry to spoil your evening Stu, but when I walked in they were speaking German”

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