New Olympic Event Announced

The Immigration Marathon has been announced by HMG. The plan is to get the queues at the immigration desks to a record 26 miles and 385 yards long.

A Government spokesman stated “We are already half way there. With the cooperation of striking staff we expect to have achieved our targets in time for the start of the Olympic games, which have been rescheduled to take place February 2013”.

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