On a sunny day like today three middle-aged couples were having a cream tea in a Café in Dorset.
All was going well and they were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, “Pass the, honey-pot!”
Getting the chuckle he expected, he carried on.
A moment later, the second of the men piped up, “Pass the sugar, sugar-pie!”
This too got a laugh, so the third man realised he too must join in.
He waited for the perfect opportunity, cleared his throat and then confidently said, “Pass the tea, bag!”