A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. He starts with certain basic items.
“How much do you weigh?” he asks.
“65 kg,” she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 85kg.
The doctor asks, “Your height?”
“5 foot 8,” she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5 foot 5.
He then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.
“Of course it’s high!” she screams: “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”