There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax.
Q. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A. If they flew over the bay, they’d by bagels
The doctor told me to take this medicine after a hot bath. I had trouble, I could hardly finish drinking the bath!
Sean proposed to his girl friend on Saint Patrick’s Day and gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. On learning it wasn’t real she protested vehemently about his cheapness. He explained that in honour of Saint Patrick’s Day, he picked her a sham rock.