Don’t take life too seriously. It’ll ruin all the fun!
If you wish to succeed, be prepared to fail first. That is the first step to success.
God answers all prayers. Sometimes he just says, “No.”
You should never dance in the shower!
When you don’t have time to do something right the first time, you’re surely not going to have the time to do it over.
When people insult you, it’s usually because they want to take the focus off what is wrong with themselves.
If you just tell the truth the first time around, you won’t have to keep making up more and more lies to cover up the previous ones.
If you are going to put a dog out the back door make sure you are not standing on its tail.
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a young dog to act dumb.