Who Was First?

A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub.

The surgeon boasts, “Surgery is the oldest technology in the world! It’s in the Bible. God removed Adam’s rib while he slept. This is clear evidence that surgery pre-dates all other technological endeavours!”

Without so much as a heartbeat, the civil engineer says, “Well, before that, God formed the Earth, the stars, and everything from nothing but chaos. He created rivers, mountains and oceans. This is clear evidence that civil engineering pre-dates all other technological endeavours.”

Not to be outdone, the computer scientist points out, “Yes, but where do you think the Chaos came from?”

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