Please Hang Up And Try Again

A man calls home to check in with his wife, to let her know he’ll be home early, when suddenly, a strange woman answers.

The confused man inquires, ”Who is this?”

”This is the maid,” answers the woman.

”We don’t have a maid,” says the man.

The woman says, ”I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.”

“I told her we didn’t need one,” the man muttered under his breath.

”Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”

The woman replies, ”She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone, who I thought was her husband.”

The man, suddenly realizes what’s going on and begins to fume. Moments later, he says to the maid, ”Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”

The maid hesitates, but answers, ”What do I have to do?”

The man explains to her: ”I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she’s with.”

The maid pauses for a moment to consider the awful deed and puts the phone down.

A minute later, the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots!

The maid comes back to the phone breathing heavily, and with a slight quiver in her voice asks, ”What do I do with the bodies?”

The man, quite despondent at this point, replies, ”Throw them in the swimming pool.”

Puzzled, the maid answers, ”But you don’t have a pool.”

A long pause follows.

Another long pause.

Finally the man asks: ”Is this 567-5309?”

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