Janet and John were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
Janet says, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
John says, “You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Janet replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
John replies, “I can’t believe that. Show me.”
So Janet fetched the Bible, opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says: