The Day

A drunk stumbles up to a woman in a bar and says “Hey baby, how about coming back to my place for a nightcap?

“That’ll be the day!” she says

“Well, howzabout having dinner with me tomorrow night then?”

“That’ll be the day!” she says

“Okay, why don’t we take my corporate jet and spend the weekend in Rome?”

“This’ll be the day.” She says

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