Solly stole the Rabbi’s gold watch.
He didn’t feel too good about it, so he decided, after a sleepless night to go to the Rabbi.
“Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.”
“But Solly! That’s a sin! You should return it immediately!”
“What shall I do?”
“Give it back to the owner.”
“Do you want it?”
“No, I said return it to its owner.”
“But he doesn’t want it.”
“Mmm…interesting. In that case, you may keep it.”