Short Q & As

Q:    What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

A:    Nothing; It just waved.

 

Q:    What do dolphins and men have in common?

A:    They say that they’re intelligent but no one’s been able to prove it.

 

Q:    What’s the difference between a flea-bitten dog and a bored visitor?

A:    One’s going to itch; the other’s itching to go!

 

Q:    Why was the glow-worm unhappy?

A:    Because her children were not very bright!

 

Q:    Why is being a Navy Pilot the most difficult job in the US Military?

A:    It is really hard to make the boats fly.

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