Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A: Nothing; It just waved.
Q: What do dolphins and men have in common?
A: They say that they’re intelligent but no one’s been able to prove it.
Q: What’s the difference between a flea-bitten dog and a bored visitor?
A: One’s going to itch; the other’s itching to go!
Q: Why was the glow-worm unhappy?
A: Because her children were not very bright!
Q: Why is being a Navy Pilot the most difficult job in the US Military?
A: It is really hard to make the boats fly.