Assured

Fire swept the forest and burned down the farmer’s barn.

While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a cheque for £175,000, the amount of insurance on the barn.

“We don’t give you the money,” a company official explained. “We replace the barn and all the equipment in it.”

“In that case,” replied the wife, “cancel the policy I have on my husband.”

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