Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Man I’ve got a lot of problems!
Teacher: “why are you always late for school?”
Student: ” because you always ring the bell before I get here!
“How long have you been working here?” one employee asked to another.
“Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.”
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.