Mugged

A turtle was walking through the park when two snails attacked. They punched him and kicked him, and then stole his wallet.

The police arrived and asked, “What happen to you, were you attacked, were you robbed?”

The turtle on his back, bruised, with one eye shut, said “I don’t know officer, it happen so Fast”

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