Jack was coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands.
The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
Jack replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
The Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
Jack whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”