Two young men from up in Minnesota were looking at a Sears catalogue and admiring the models.
Ole says to the Sven “Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?”
Sven replies, “Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!”
Ole says, with wide eyes, “Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.”
Sven smiles and pats him on the back. “Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.”
Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole, “Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalogue?”
Ole replies, “No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!”