Quotes – Marriage

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest
Irwin Corey

When a man says it’s a silly, childish game, it’s probably something his wife can beat him at.
Epperson’s law

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
Ray Bandy

The more I know about men, the more I like dogs.
Gloria Allred, feminist attorney, 1995

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
Anonymous

If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry.
Chekhov

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen

Once a boy becomes a man, he’s a man all his life. But a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.
Al Bundy

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
Al Bundy

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie


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