A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini to the amazement of the bartender.

When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he’s further surprised to see that the ape is holding a £20 note.

The bartender takes the £20, then he decides to see just how smart the gorilla is, so he hands the gorilla £1.56 in small change.

The gorilla quietly sips the martini until the bartender breaks the silence.

“We don’t get too many apes in here,” he says.

The gorilla replies, “At £18.44 a drink, I’m not surprised.”

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