4 Letter Words

Isaac and Sarah got married and left on their honeymoon.

When they got back, Sarah immediately telephoned her mother Leah. “Well,” said Leah, “how was the honeymoon, darling?”

“Oh mum,” Sarah replied, “the honeymoon was fantastic. It was so romantic, and ..and…”

Then Sarah started to cry. “Oh mum, as soon as we got back, Isaac started using terrible language.

“He said things I’d never hoped to hear, all those 4-letter words. Please mum, get into your car now and come and take me home.”

“Calm down, darling,” said Leah, “tell your mother what could be that awful. Don’t be shy, tell me what 4-letter words Isaac used.”

“Please mum, I’m too embarrassed to tell you, they’re terrible words. Just come and take me away.” said Sarah.

“But bubeleh, you must tell me, you must tell me what the 4-letter words were.”

Still sobbing, Sarah replies, “Oh mum, he used words like WASH, COOK, IRON, DUST, …”

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s