Timing

A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said to her husband, “Look at this, dear. There’s an article here about a man who traded his wife for a season ticket to Arsenal. You wouldn’t do a thing like that, – would you?”

“Of course I wouldn’t!” replied her husband. “The season’s almost over!”

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