His Guardian Angel

Walking down the street one day, Michael heard a voice yell, “Stop! If you take one more step, you will be killed.”

Michael stopped in his tracks and a second later a brick fell and landed in his path.

The next day he was ready to cross the street when the same voice bellowed “Halt! Don’t cross the street here.” Seconds later an out-of-control petrol tanker screeched around the corner and didn’t even slow down as it ran the red light.”

Shaken, Michael asked out loud, “who are you?”

“I am your guardian angel” replied the voice. “And I imagine you have some questions for me.”

“You bet I do”, Michael retorted. “Where the hell were you last year when I got married?”

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