A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head waiter and read from the menu:

“I’d like one under cooked egg so that it’s running, and one over cooked egg that it’s tough and hard to eat.

“I’d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it’s impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.”

“That’s a complicated order sir”, said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.”

The guest replied sarcastically, “It can’t be that difficult because that’s exactly what you brought me yesterday!”

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