It is reported that a thief in Paris stole some paintings from the Louvre Museum last week.
After months of careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van; however, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of fuel.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, “Monsieur, zat is ze reason I stole ze paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make ze Van Gogh.”
* See if you have De Gaulle to send zis on to someone else. I posted it here because I figured, I had nothing Toulouse.
(Groan, groan, groan.)