One Man and his Dog

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whisky. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The blonde behind the bar is surprised and asks: “Can your dog perform other tricks?”.

“But of course”, the man answers, “he can even gratify a woman”.

Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar. She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed.

The dog looks at her and does nothing, and the man then shouts to the dog, “OK. Just ONE last time, let me show you how it’s done”.

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