Michael was travelling by plane was in urgent need of a toilet facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied.
The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants’ ladies room but cautioned him “Whatever you do, do not press any of the buttons.”
When he arrived in the attendants’ ladies room, next to the paper rolls there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
Making the mistake we men make of not listening to a woman, Michael disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom. He thought, “Wow, these gals really have it nice!”
So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
“Ahh,” he thought, “no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!”
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
“Man, this is great,” he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When Michael awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, “Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button.”