Two cannibals are learning to become chefs.
The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbequed them.
“I have tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender.”
The second cannibal asks, “What kind of missionary do you use?”
The first replied, “You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.”
“Ah ha!” he replies. “No wonder…. those are friars!”