Peter is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife Laura sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan…
“What the hell was that for Laura?” he asks.
“That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary Ellen written on it,” she replies.
He laughs and says “Don’t be silly Laura, 2 weeks ago I went to the races and that’s the name of one of the horses I bet on.”
Laura seems satisfied with Peter’s explanation and at this, she apologises.
Three days later Peter is again sitting in his chair reading when Laura nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes around, he asks again, “What was that for?!”
She responded, “Your horse just phoned you.”