English – A Strange Language Part 17 – That’s Also Punny

1. A backwards poet writes inverse.

2. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

3. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

4. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

5. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

6. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

7. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

8. A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

10. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

11. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison is a small medium-at-large.

12. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

13. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are mainly in Seine .

14. An actress who saw her first strands of grey hair thought she’d dye.

15. A lot of money is tainted. It t’aint yours and it t’aint mine.

16. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

17. What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)

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