English – A Strange Language Part 16 – That’s Punny

1. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

2. A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.

3. Practice safe eating — always use condiments.

4. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

6. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

8. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

9. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

11. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

13. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.

14. Without geometry, life is pointless.

15. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

16. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery.

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