Today’s Bon Mots

* It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether or not you have a date after the game.

* Too many cooks make the kitchen crowded.

* Violence is never a solution – it does not even come in liquid form.

* You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but it’s funny as hell to watch them struggle.

* A child’s smile can warm the heart – until that is, you find out what they’re smiling about.

* If man can build it, then woman can find it on sale somewhere.

* It’s not what you’ve got, it’s what they think you’ve got.

* No man is an island – but I’d make one hell of a peninsula.

* When death comes calling, ask if you can take a message.



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