Love – Short & Sweet

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too but he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, “It really works!”

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If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

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First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

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Love may not make the world spin around, but it certainly makes a lot of people dizzy.

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Here’s to love – the only fire for which there is no insurance.

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