A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore.
She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!
The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a consolation, the genie informs that he will grant her three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes for.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion Pounds. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion Pounds worth of £50 Notes. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion Pounds!
The woman can barely contain her frustration when she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds her again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points down the beach to a smart development of ten such mansions.
Upon seeing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish.
Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie that she is ready to make the final wish. The genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for.
No problem, said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. For my last wish…….”Id like to give birth to twins”.