The Centenarians
Jacob and Mildred are both being interviewed about their long lives together.
Jacob, at 101 and Mildred just about to celebrate her 100th birthday have been married for over 76 years.
When they are asked if, in all these years, have they have ever fallen out or contemplated divorce, they respond, “Heavens no.
“Murder, yes. But divorce, never.”

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