Lost

Three girlfriends, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead decide to go on holiday to a secluded exotic Pacific island where they stayed in a penthouse suite.

The day before they were due to depart there was a terrible storm and the island was almost totally submerged. It was so bad that the island was evacuated.

Somehow though, the rescuers missed the penthouse and evacuated the island leaving the three girls stuck on an island.

For years and years they live there, one day they find a magic lamp had washed up on the beach.

They rub and rub and sure enough out pops a genie.

The genie says “since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may have one each.”

So the brunette goes first, “I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life– I just want to go home” and poof she is gone.

The redhead makes her wish “This place sucks, I want to go home too” and poof she is gone too.

The blonde realising she is now alone starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks her ” my dear what is the matter?

“I wish my friends were still here”

Poof.

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Published:
3.4.08 / 2pm
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Blonde, Dumb, Fairy Tale, Genie, Humour, Jokes, Magic, Philosophy, Playtime, humor
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