Bumpers Stickers Part 1

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.

Adults are just kids who owe money.

Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

All generalizations are false.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

All men are idiots….I married their king.

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my right hand.

Allow me to introduce my selves

Always remember you’re unique…Just like everyone else.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Ambivalent? Well yes and no….

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be … ?

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

Ask me about my vow of silence.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy.