Due Punishment

One day my grandson came home from school, and said, “Grandpa, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

I exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this. By the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The boy replied, “My homework.”

Posted at 2:29 pm on November 14, 2009 | leave a comment | Filed Under: Academia, Age, Apologies, Children, Dilemma, Dumb, Home, Humour, Jokes, Kids, One Liners, Parents, School, humor, joke | Tagged: , , , , , , | read on

The Day Time Travelled

Time plodded along not wasting a single second.

Ahead is the same old thing, she thought, and as she did it happened. She stood still for just a moment.

For the first time since the birth of Time she was no longer progressing endlessly in that direction. She looked around herself.

There, right behind her, was History. As [...]

Posted at 4:12 pm on November 12, 2009 | leave a comment | Filed Under: Education, Einstein, English, Home, Humour, Philosophy, Playtime, Short Stories, Writing, humor | Tagged: , , , , , | read on

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