On Gender
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:
Freezer Bags are MaleThey hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Photocopiers are FemaleOnce turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are, however, an effective reproductive device, but can wreak havoc if you [...]
If I Only Had the Brains
A mid-level executive was frustrated at always being passed over for promotion year after yea. In frustration, he went to a brain-transplant specialist in the hope of raising his I.Q. by 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, the brain surgeon confirmed that he would be an acceptable candidate.
“That’s great!” the executive said. [...]
